Transcript:
Michelle: This character looks exactly like you. Like, uncanny resemblance. Is this some kinda weirdly elaborate plot you setup as a joke, or did you seriously not realize this?
Phil: You're not going to get me again. I'm not going to be goaded into being teaswed more tonight.
Michelle: Cute– But seriously, look at this closely.
Phil: OK... Now I'm creeped out. Why am I a sexy catgirl in a book?
Ahh Phil…this usually means that one of your friends wrote this as fanfic, and managed to find a publisher.